Participants: "Me", Leah (American friend), Pam (modern American Bengali Friend), Sumita (traditional American Bengali friend).
Me: had a fight last night.
Leah: We have so many of those.
Pam: Tell me....
Sumita: Wow!.... was it bad
Me: Guess so. Men...
Pam: Last week, the nerve of Jay, he asked me to leave him alone.
Sumita: Oh no, never leave him alone, you know how they are...
Pam: Give me a break honey, he brought orchids in the evening.
Sumita: Still, we make it a point not to fight.
Pam: Sweet!
Leah: Well Al was late last night. He had gone to the library to pick up some movies and books. That's fine, but he could have at least called me. You know..... Robbie was waiting to go to his soccer practice.
Me: So what happened?
Leah: We had a chat and he stormed out...... won't communicate.
Sumita: Try counseling.
Pam: Come on darling, marriage is bliss and fights...... I love the make-ups.
Me: Somehow last night's arguments...
Pam: Hey girl, wear something glam this evening
Leah: (with a laugh) and fill us out on the details tomorrow....
Sumita: But if you are still upset, come and stay in our basement for a day or two. I'm always there for you.
Me: (In my mind...... and can I kill you?????)
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Later, a telecon...
Sumita: "N" had a fight with her husband last night. He is such a nice guy, so calm, I wonder.....
Sonali: I hope things are okay with their marriage, must be stressful for the kids.
Sumita: Let everyone be happy. After all, so far away from India.....did you hear of that girl abandoned by her husband......living in a shelter...... you never know with men...... got to pamper them..... why do you think so many American guys are marrying into the Orient.....
Editor's note: Please get a life!!!!!!
Me: had a fight last night.
Leah: We have so many of those.
Pam: Tell me....
Sumita: Wow!.... was it bad
Me: Guess so. Men...
Pam: Last week, the nerve of Jay, he asked me to leave him alone.
Sumita: Oh no, never leave him alone, you know how they are...
Pam: Give me a break honey, he brought orchids in the evening.
Sumita: Still, we make it a point not to fight.
Pam: Sweet!
Leah: Well Al was late last night. He had gone to the library to pick up some movies and books. That's fine, but he could have at least called me. You know..... Robbie was waiting to go to his soccer practice.
Me: So what happened?
Leah: We had a chat and he stormed out...... won't communicate.
Sumita: Try counseling.
Pam: Come on darling, marriage is bliss and fights...... I love the make-ups.
Me: Somehow last night's arguments...
Pam: Hey girl, wear something glam this evening
Leah: (with a laugh) and fill us out on the details tomorrow....
Sumita: But if you are still upset, come and stay in our basement for a day or two. I'm always there for you.
Me: (In my mind...... and can I kill you?????)
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Later, a telecon...
Sumita: "N" had a fight with her husband last night. He is such a nice guy, so calm, I wonder.....
Sonali: I hope things are okay with their marriage, must be stressful for the kids.
Sumita: Let everyone be happy. After all, so far away from India.....did you hear of that girl abandoned by her husband......living in a shelter...... you never know with men...... got to pamper them..... why do you think so many American guys are marrying into the Orient.....
Editor's note: Please get a life!!!!!!
2 comments:
Funny. Loved it. Enjoying both your blogs.
Thanks Alice, I try and am having loads of fun.
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